Both my mom and her fiancée were lucky enough to obtain full custody of their KitchenAid mixers in their divorces (I think it's a sacrifice my father was willing to make). To my great fortune, my mom and her fiancée do not need two KicthenAid mixers in their house so that means I GOT TO KEEP… Continue reading Cheesecake Cups, Bitch!
There are plenty of “healthy” brands of ice cream on the market and during a fairly dark period in my life, I was a big fan of Arctic Zero. Arctic Zero is THIRTY FIVE CALORIES A PINT WHAAAAAT. You’re probably thinking to yourself “wow that must taste like complete ass” and you would be right!!… Continue reading I am a desperate basic bitch
WOW. It has been a long ass time since I have written! I keep thinking about doing it but then I end up online shopping or eating instead! My last blog post was before I HAD EVER DONE A TRIATHLON in early June. I am seriously the worst I know. So. I decided I will… Continue reading 2016 Triathlon Recap