Category: Carol’s Thoughts

I usually vacuum my apartment about once a week/ biweekly. I like vacuuming, it's very satisfying. So tonight I pulled the vacuum out of the closet, spirits high, ready to watch all the hairballs and rogue cat litter disappear like magic. Well the vacuum wasn't sucking anything up. I guess you're supposed to clean vacuums… Continue reading The vacuum fiasco

I need to talk about something really quick. It’s that time of year where 75% of the food we eat is just like Christmas cookies, egg nog, and candy. I am definitely not complaining about that, sugar is one of my main food groups. I swear if I didn’t eat any sugar I could probably… Continue reading Boxes of chocolate suck

There are plenty of “healthy” brands of ice cream on the market and during a fairly dark period in my life, I was a big fan of Arctic Zero. Arctic Zero is THIRTY FIVE CALORIES A PINT WHAAAAAT. You’re probably thinking to yourself “wow that must taste like complete ass” and you would be right!!… Continue reading I am a desperate basic bitch

I am officially buying a car next weekend! So I guess this finally means I have accepted my fate of a boring, fiscally responsible adult. Being the proactive, responsible lady that I am, I decided to get the car title switched to my name today EVEN THOUGH I don’t technically have to do that right… Continue reading Carol goes to the title office!

I have a lot of rage inside which I find best to take out in this blog instead of in real life. I can’t even disagree or argue with someone without feeling bad and apologizing, let alone correct them on their grammar to their face. Nobody wants to be that asshole. But there are certain… Continue reading Carol’s angry grammar lessons

At 5:25am my alarm goes off for work every single day. That’s like really early. Every morning I grunt with sadness and have to find the strength within to remove myself from the warmth of my bed (and cat) and emerge into a house that is kept around 60 degrees, sometimes even colder than that.… Continue reading A morning in life of Carol

So as you may know I have a pretty violent online shopping addiction. The other night I had not one, but TWO packages coming my way and I was so excited to get home and open them. One of these packages was a dress. The dress had come in a bag rather than a box… Continue reading Carolyn goes to the post office

I never really minded birds before. They're small and cute and usually mind their own business (except geese, geese are assholes) (oh and in Cancun this tropical bird pooed all over me so I didn't like that bird either). Anyway, it's only been recently that I have had a growing disdain for birds. There is… Continue reading Birds

So Sunday I helped my lovely boyfriend move into to his new apartment which I was absolutely happy to do! There was a lot of sweat, heavy furniture, and several broken nails. One of the things we had to move was this huge leather couch. If you watch Friends (and let's be real I am sure… Continue reading Health crisis